Wishing the most happiest of birthdays to little sister who is finally 18. You're gorgeous, talented, and have an ah-mazing fashion sense. Really, who wouldn't want to be you? Sooo to celebrate the third most important day of the year (my birthday and boyfriend's must come first of course), I've compiled a list of eighteen things you can do that you couldn't do yesterday.
- vote
- buy stuff off TV
- buy cigs
- buy porn
- be in porn (please don't)
- get tattooed
- change your name
- open a credit card
- join the army
- buy white out (yay corrections)
- buy cold meds
- go to prison
- go to a strip club
- go to a casino
- buy a loto ticket
- rent a hotel room
- get married without parental consent (really don't)
- be a winner on the price is right
There were eighteen things on the list because you're eighteen. Get it? I'm amazing. No, you're amazing, cause it's your birthday. And it's going to be wonderful and full of surprises and everything you ever hoped for. Just like the year ahead.
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